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| User: | ashtonkuter (380290) dude, where's my sugar momma?
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| Name: | jack ash | |||||||||
| Website: | ashton is on chirper foo's | |||||||||
| E-mail: | kutcherbug@yahoo.com | |||||||||
| Bio: |  ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} chirper is my wifey.chirper BUDDIES FTWRT @aplusk: When u have the guts to look stupid you get smart. AN INVITATION a madlib story by jared leto Please come to a surprise party for Ashton on May 20th, 2203. Lots of gay sodas and spinach will be served. Please come to the party hungry! There will be games, such as tampon races, and a contest to see who can hit the fastest. We will play lots of songs, and there may even be some screwing. The theme of the party will be calm speakers. During the party, everyone can make a hat decorated with calm speakers. Be sure to wear gloves to protect your penises. Since this is a surprise party, please be sure to arrive at least 87 minutes early. Everyone will be snapping in the living room. When Ashton arrives, we will jump up and roughly yell, “YAY!!” Please don't talk about the party at school. It would be very gross if Ashton found out about her surprise party. We hope that you can make it to the party. Please bring a small tree for Ashton. See you on May 20th, 2203! | |||||||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||||||
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| Account type: | Free Patient | |||||||||
